Short Fuse

I'll admit to having an exceptionally short fuse today. I really have no patience for anything. I'm all stuffed up, and if it weren't for the fact that I felt bad about missing work, I'd have stayed home.

Not helping matters:

• BDI's incessant humming.
• BDI's incapability of opening a package of paper without banging it on the table to tear the wrapper. What the hell is that? Did God not give the woman fingers?

Grrr.