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Highwaygirl isn't just an evil genius. She's also an accomplished poet!
This is sung to the tune of Guns & Roses' "Sweet Child O' Mine".
Sweet Funk O' Mine (For BDI)
She's got a stench
That it seems to me
Reminds me of bod'ly injuries
Where everything was rotten
As the dead house flies
Now and then when I smell her stink
It takes me away and makes my eyes blink
And if I sniff too long
I'll probably break down and cry
CHORUS:
Ohhhh, BO's a crime
Oh oh oh oh, your funk's a crime
She's got a reek that makes me want to freak
And causes my blood to drain
I'd hate to smell her every day
it causes so much pain
her smell reminds me of a warm moist place
where only bugs would hide
I pray for the fetid malodorousness
to quietly pass me by
CHORUS x 3
Where do we throw?
Where do we throw, now?
Where do we throw?