March 29, 2004
This episode had the WORST production values I'd ever seen on Alias. It was painful to watch.
For starters, nice bangs Syd! So nice they kept appearing and disappearing. SpyBarbie is just like the real Barbie - the one where you pull the arm and the hair grows. That wasn't AT ALL distracting. Nuh-uh.
And the curly red hair with the green slip? Yeah, that was embarrassing.
Dixon seems to have lost his balls AND acting ability when he moved from SD-6 to the CIA. And stop calling him Marcus, for the love of all that is holy.
It was curious that neither Vaughn nor Agent Sean (Eric? Who in hell is Eric?) were even remotely fazed by their run. No sweat, not a hair out of place. What the fuck ever.
Lauren is just vile, and as heewig pointed out, she makes Sark just awful.
Senator Reed, it was a waste of my time knowing you. To my friends teemee and nancy, I sincerely hope that you don't get murdered in Virgina, because your Medical Examiner really SUCKS.
I will give a HOLY SHIT to Lauren's mommy shooting her daddy. Heewig saw it coming. I did not.
I don't have any recollection of Djimon Hounsou being on this show before. Was it this season? In any event, I found it really likely that he'd be wearing a suit and tie IN THE DESERT while engaging in physical labour. That whole scene, plus the recall of it told by the creepy guy in Mexico City was SO. BAD. Just horrible production value.
The underwater scene was also seriously stupid, with terrible CGI. And if Syd and Vaughn could ride that oxygen tank out of the tunnel, why couldn't they ride if up to the surface?
The only bright spot in the episode was Marshall calling uncle Arvin a sick genius. That was golden.
Posted by raptorgirl at March 29, 2004 12:06 PM
Oh my god! if your bagging the show so much why dont you just stop watching it? and give every one the pleasure of you not complaining! just because your a sticky little person and critesizes the show, that doesnt actually mean that it is bad. and with jen's body she has it so she flaunts it! it wasnt to showy ethier. and her alias with the frizzy red hair and green dress looked bloody awesome!!!! and obviously you are NOT a real fan because if you were you would know that eric is weiss. yeah eric weiss. and it would of been hard for MARCUS DIXON to find out that truth about SD-6. and the guy in mexico city who got stabbed and beaten couldnt talk properly coz' he was stabbed and beaten!! and they couldnt ride the oxygen tank all the way to the surface because it was an oxygen tank and it only goes straight. stop bagging the show and you may as well stop watching it if you think its bad.
The reason I am “bagging” on the show so much, is exactly *because* I love it, and know that it can be so much better. Furthermore, this is MY site, and as such, I will complain or not complain on it, to my ”sticky” little heart’s content. In the same way that you suggest I don’t watch the show, may I suggest you not read my site and move on along.
Excuse me for expecting this show to be about a little bit more than Jennifer Garner’s hot little bod. If I was watching this show for the skin quotient, I’d subscribe to another type of channel.
Oh, and as for the “Not a real fan” comment, if YOU happened to be a real JJ Abrams fan, you might get the reference, but clearly you are not, so I will allow you to wallow in your ignorant self-righteousness.
The entire third season of Alias was a heaping pile of dung, for which even JJ Abrams has apologized publicly. Luckily he has gotten back on track and season 4 is looking quite fantastic.
Now, go back and furrow under whatever little rock you climbed up from.
ALIAS is the best show you cant ever see, if it is true that you really "love" the show, then stop talking bull shit about it...save your comments to your self!!!
For the love of all that is holy, let me repeat one more time that THIS IS MY SITE AND I WILL POST ON IT ANYTHING I SEE FIT. As it is YOU who commented on MY site, may I suggest that YOU save your stupid, grammatically embarrassing comments to YOURSELF (which by the way is ONE word, not two, you mindless twit).
Rappy is it??? Yes, we all get it..this is YOUR site, but why the hell do you have a site if you're such an ass towards your visitors? Isn't the point of a comments section to discuss things that YOU post in an objective manner in order to, hmm...I don't know, get different opinions across and maybe, just maybe a friendly conversation here and there.
I suppose you disagree with me and are now searching my comment for grammatical errors or improper use of commas or some bullshit. Really if you act like this on a day to day basis in front of real people, who have real opinions, I'm pretty sure you've had your ass kicked, maybe even a couple of times.
And on an Alias note. I am a fan, and thoroughly enjoyed season 3. Specifically because of the campy, not so perfect storyline. It's a show based on secret agents and the shit that happens to them along the way. I'm pretty sure that blips in the storyline are inevitable and normally apart of the intrigue and fun of watching such shows. BUT, you'll probably dump on me for saying that too, so why try.
I suggest you erase all of the comments written prior and start a new site because anyone who visits probably won't want to visit again.. You're quite rude and surprisingly ignorant for as much as you dish out the word.
I'm done with this I've wasted too much time here anyway.
I don't how long ago you posted this, but... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? You're complaining about this episode or show is so FUCKIN' stupid. From your complaining, it seems like you've never seen the show. By me being an avid fan,this show maybe one of the best. So, stop your complaining, cause it can really piss certain people off.