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highwaygirl: did you sell hundreds of books?
rappy: it would seem so.
rappy: of course, BDI never checked, so one of the books was printed BACKWARDS
rappy: that was an embarrassing sell
highwaygirl: yikes
rappy: and half way through the sale, after I pointed it out to her YESTERDAY, she goes: "Oh, so you're selling them like that?"
rappy: um, the fuck?
rappy: did you instruct me otherwise?
rappy: I mean, COME THE FUCK ON
highwaygirl: COME ON!
rappy: ok, my eyes just snapped out of place
rappy: I really should know better than rolling them at BDI's stupid joke. Yes, JOKE. Not jokeS. Same joke I've heard for two and a half fucking years.
rappy: *grrrrrrrr*
rappy: would you like to hear it? You know you wanna :-)
highwaygirl: oh please
highwaygirl: yes
highwaygirl: tell me
rappy: Random person: "may I use (insert object here)"
rappy: BDI: for a small fee of "x" dollars for half an hour.
rappy: *DIE*
highwaygirl: that's it?
highwaygirl: people probably think she's serious
rappy: yes. Yes, that's it. Hardy, har, fucking, har.
highwaygirl: that is most sad
rappy: wait, you mean you aren't rolling on the floor laughing your ass off?
rappy: get. out.
highwaygirl: actually I killed myself laughing
highwaygirl: I'm dead, now
highwaygirl: BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
rappy: now that? is funny
rappy: I forgot about her other joke.
rappy: random person: I'm just going to run to the restroom.
rappy: BDI: (in a high pitched wail) Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
highwaygirl: the hell?