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Hypothesis: Unemployment is less costly than employment.
Experiment: Partake in a day's work.
Proof:
Income:
182NIS
Total Income: 182NIS
Expenses:
150NIS - Locksmith, having locked self out of apartment with keys on the inside
18.40NIS - Four rides remaining on prepaid bus pass, lost on way to bus
10.40NIS - Bus fare in lieu of prepaid bus pass
10NIS - Approximate increase to electric bill due to lights being left on all day in apartment, having locked self out of apartment with keys on the inside
Total Expenses: 188.80
Conclusions:
1. I'm an idiot.
2. I need chocolate
3. *sigh*
When did *sigh* become some tangible unit of measure?
Posted by: Jorge at May 8, 2005 08:39 PMWhen the last time you took a science class was in grade 11, and you dropped that right in time before failing it.
Posted by: rappy at May 8, 2005 11:56 PM