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June 28, 2005

The Wheels on the Bus Go...

Acceptable things to do on public transportation:

  • Stare out the window
  • Stare at feet
  • Read

    Unacceptable things to do on public transportation:

  • Pick nose
  • Initiate and complete makeup routine
  • Clip nails

    And the worst offender of all...

  • Pick your fucking ringtone

    Posted by raptorgirl at June 28, 2005 10:06 AM
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    What about throwing spitballs at passing cars?

    Tell me!

    You are now the authority on bus etiquette.

    Posted by: Jorge at June 28, 2005 11:07 AM

    Actually, when I commuted on the bus daily (several years ago), I used to look forward to Makeup Woman. She'd apply her entire face on the way downtown, same routine every day, and I just thought it was the coolest thing.

    Then again, I'm weird. So there's that.

    Posted by: Dinah at June 29, 2005 05:03 PM

    You will probably want to cut off ties with me forever when you find out that once upon a time when I used to apply makeup regularly and still rode the bus to work in the morining, I committed offence number two quite regularly...

    Posted by: eyeball at June 30, 2005 05:11 AM

    I have a friend that has written a few good bus story posts...check out http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=psully ...and browse through old entries to find the bus stories. One of them is a guy urinating on the bus :(

    Posted by: Joseph at July 6, 2005 01:42 PM
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