The Annex

rappy: my cat is mauling a soy bean
coa: what did the soy bean do to deserve that?
rappy: it fell on the floor outside of my eyesight
coa: how dare that soybean fall out of your eye sight. The wrath of the cat will stop that soybean from escaping away
rappy: I'm such a bad cat mommy though. I should take it away from them...
coa: why? its not going to hurt them. They are too busy playing with it to eat it.
rappy: I still took it away. I'm always afraid of them choking
coa: awww. you took all their fun away.
rappy: I'm so mean, yo
coa: Im calling the cat welfare people.
rappy: *shakes with fear*
coa: As soon as they are done investigating Britney Spears, I will send them right over
rappy: ha! Like they’ll ever be done there
coa: true. once they are done checking out the head injury the baby will probably get into KFeds stash or something
rappy: what head injury?
coa: that kid isn’t even walking yet and they have been out there twice
coa: apparently he fell out of his high chair and got a skull fracture or something
rappy: shit
coa: this is after they were out there for her driving with him on her lap
rappy: god
coa: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1528464/20060412/spears_britney.jhtml?headlines=true
rappy: haha
rappy: that's the funniest URL ever
rappy: headline=true
rappy: *snort*
coa: ha
coa: poor kid
coa: we take better care of our cats than that girl takes of her baby
rappy: this surprises you because?
coa: cause you would think she could hire a competent nanny.
rappy: why would you think that?
coa: but I guess she doesn’t even have the sense to do that
coa: that kid got the shallow end of the gene pool already and now he has to deal with her "hands on" parenting.
rappy: hahahaha
coa: He is trying to learn to walk so he can run away
rappy: haha!
coa: I wonder how long it would take them to notice he was gone
rappy: Family Services should set up an office in their house
coa: the Britney Spears Annex