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rappy: dude. I forgot how freaking hot Bill Hemmer was
heewig: heh, I haven't seen him in forever
heewig: what are you watching?
rappy: he's on fox
rappy: I just saw a screen cap somewhere
heewig: I didn't even realize that he left CNN
heewig: and for FOX? I have to hate him a little.
rappy: heh
rappy: OMG!
rappy: BILL. HEMMER. IS IN ISRAEL!
heewig: GO GET HIM
heewig: if Bill Hemmer is within 100km of you, you have to go stake him out
rappy: maybe Bill isn't with fox
rappy: I see him with a CNN background
rappy: http://johnhleonard.blogspot.com/2006/07/spoils-of-war. html
heewig: are you starting a nasty rumor to make me give up on him?
rappy: was it working?
heewig: not entirely, I'd still do him
rappy: heh
heewig: I just wouldn't tell my friends
rappy: HAHAHAHAHA
tsy: i don't get to talk about it since it isn't my background, but if you want to make fun of the size of a chinaman's penis ... i'm your guy
rappy: I work with this HORRIBLE person and literally the minute they come into the building, all my positive energy is drained away. I've been working in very close proximity with this person all week. yay!
rappy: you know about a Chinaman’s penis?
rappy: is that on your resume?
tsy: my office is filled with those people. and most of them are my bosses
tsy: ...er, not the chinamen
rappy: HAHAHAHAHA
rappy: my next question was "and you've seen their penis?"
tsy: i've got some asian blood in me
rappy: do ya?
tsy: my great-great grandfather
rappy: cool
tsy: not so much when you consider that whole thing about a Chinaman’s penis
rappy: yes, but what can you tell me about it?
tsy: i can tell you with pretty much certainty that i don't have any African heritage, ifyouknowwhatimean
rappy: haha
rappy: and with THAT crucial bit of information, I must take my leave of you
rappy: there is NO connection between your last statement and my departure.
tsy: it does tend to drive the women away
rappy: OR IS THERE?
rappy: Mwahahahahahahaha!