coa: Should I go to lunch and brave the weather or stay here where it is safe?
rappy: Define weather
coa: Its cold and windy
rappy: Is there rain? Snow? Precipitation of any kind?
coa: Nothing falling from the sky
rappy: Then there is nothing to brave.
coa: *Whines* but it is cold out there!
rappy: Then starve! See if I care!
coa: Oh, I ate already. I brought my lunch. This is just for shopping!
rappy: Then I don't understand the question
coa: I was just wanting to kill an hour
rappy: Do it do it do it *nike*
coa: Fine. You are so bossy.
rappy: Don't forget to get me something!
coa: I said nothing about going to the dumpster behind goodwill....
coa: Its where I do all my gift "shopping"
rappy: Do you have any friends?
coa: No, I don't. *shrugs* I dont know why not.