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The following conversation took place last night, at eyeball's place:
rappy: Have you spoken to totem today?
eyeball: No.
rappy: He wouldn't be at Neve Sha'anan today for any reason, would he?
eyeball: No.
rappy: You're sure?
eyeball: Yeah.
rappy: Should we maybe call him to see if he's still with us?
eyeball: Nah. If he were dead we'd have heard by now.
rappy: Ok.
You can read Lisa's account of yesterday's bombing here. Another interesting read is her account of living in Israel during the height of suicide bombings around 2002. Reading it was almost like reliving it, because her description captures exactly how I felt at the time, and those sentiments had a pretty big part in my decision to leave Israel in 2002. In fact, read her entire "How Lisa Came to Israel series" - it explains a lot about how Israelis become desensitized to what goes on around here and is kind of interesting in the way that it parallels my experience here in my first time around.
rappy: my cat is mauling a soy bean
coa: what did the soy bean do to deserve that?
rappy: it fell on the floor outside of my eyesight
coa: how dare that soybean fall out of your eye sight. The wrath of the cat will stop that soybean from escaping away
rappy: I'm such a bad cat mommy though. I should take it away from them...
coa: why? its not going to hurt them. They are too busy playing with it to eat it.
rappy: I still took it away. I'm always afraid of them choking
coa: awww. you took all their fun away.
rappy: I'm so mean, yo
coa: Im calling the cat welfare people.
rappy: *shakes with fear*
coa: As soon as they are done investigating Britney Spears, I will send them right over
rappy: ha! Like they’ll ever be done there
coa: true. once they are done checking out the head injury the baby will probably get into KFeds stash or something
rappy: what head injury?
coa: that kid isn’t even walking yet and they have been out there twice
coa: apparently he fell out of his high chair and got a skull fracture or something
rappy: shit
coa: this is after they were out there for her driving with him on her lap
rappy: god
coa: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1528464/20060412/spears_britney.jhtml?headlines=true
rappy: haha
rappy: that's the funniest URL ever
rappy: headline=true
rappy: *snort*
coa: ha
coa: poor kid
coa: we take better care of our cats than that girl takes of her baby
rappy: this surprises you because?
coa: cause you would think she could hire a competent nanny.
rappy: why would you think that?
coa: but I guess she doesn’t even have the sense to do that
coa: that kid got the shallow end of the gene pool already and now he has to deal with her "hands on" parenting.
rappy: hahahaha
coa: He is trying to learn to walk so he can run away
rappy: haha!
coa: I wonder how long it would take them to notice he was gone
rappy: Family Services should set up an office in their house
coa: the Britney Spears Annex
